*Inviting my child to the bathroom so I can poop, because it's ten times easier than trying to concentrate over hysterical crying and bathroom doors being busted down.
*Feeding my child food that has already been somewhat chewed on by me.
* Being fed food that has been thoroughly chewed up and sucked on by my child.
*Letting him tweak my other nipple while he nurses because it beats him trying to steal mine phone.
*Letting him play with his weenie so I can have an extra 30 seconds to grab a new diaper.
*Laying with him and pretending I'm asleep when he wakes up...hoping he will go back to sleep.
* Forget that I'm video blogging and burp, fart, and pick my wedgie. "Well this video is trashed!"
*Ask my child "What does the cow say" 157 times in a day....I bet he concerned about how forgetful I am. "WOMAN! How do you still not know what the damn cow says!?!?!"
*Letting my child practice brushing his teeth with my toothbrush, while Im in the shower, and he starts scrubbing the walls with it.
*Coaching him while he poops and holding his hand.
*Reading "At the Zoo With Teddy" while I'm pooping.
*Playing Peekaboo .....While I'm pooping
*Making every single thing a game so he will engage.
*Having one boob three times the size of the other because I fell asleep while he was nursing.
*Dropping my phone on his face....
*Referring to him as an "it" and not blinking an eye.
So there ya have it. There are probably a million more and maybe I'll add more at a later time. I know for a fact that I am not alone on ANY of these. What's your awkward moment?